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Paranoid Parish-Blade

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White. Creature — Human Soldier

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033 · SOI · U · ENWhat the codes mean

Paranoid Parish-Blade

Shadows over Innistrad #33 · Illustrated by Matt Stewart

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Non-foil · Shadows over Innistrad #33

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Oracle text

Delirium — This creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

3/2

The mind is perfectly capable of creating its own monsters.

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Card details

First printed
2016
Printings
1
Mana value
3
EDHREC rank
#31,677 on EDHREC (Commander popularity)
Keywords
Delirium
Artist
Matt Stewart

What the codes mean

The small print at the bottom of the Shadows over Innistrad card (#33).

033 · SOI · U · EN

  • 033Collector number: this card's place in the set list. Main-set cards print it over the set's card count.
  • SOISet code for Shadows over Innistrad
  • UUncommon
  • ENPrinted in English

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Rulings (5)

  1. 2016-04-08

    The number of card types matters, not the number of cards. For example, Wicker Witch (an artifact creature) along with Catalog (an instant) and Chaplain's Blessing (a sorcery) will enable delirium.

  2. 2016-04-08

    Because you consider only the characteristics of a double-faced card's front face while it's not on the battlefield, the types of its back face won't be counted for delirium.

  3. 2016-04-08

    In some rare cases, you can have a token or a copy of a spell in your graveyard at the moment that an object's delirium ability counts the card types among cards in your graveyard, before that token or copy ceases to exist. Because tokens and copies of spells are not cards, even if they are copies of cards, their types will never be counted.

  4. 2016-04-08

    Losing or gaining first strike after first-strike damage has been dealt won't cause Paranoid Parish-Blade to deal combat damage twice or to not deal combat damage.

  5. 2016-04-08

    The card types in Magic are artifact, battle, creature, enchantment, instant, kindred, land, planeswalker, and sorcery. Supertypes (such as legendary and basic) and subtypes (such as Human and Equipment) are not counted.

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