Fat Ass
~$0.41 low · ~$13.42 high
Green. Creature — Donkey Shaman
Unhinged #95 · Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis
Unhinged #95 · Illustrated by Jeremy JarvisWhat is Fat Ass worth?
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TCGplayer market prices in USD, updated October 14, 2026. Each price is for one printing and one finish.
Oracle text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
2/3.5
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Format legality
The only printing of Fat Ass
| Printing | Rarity | Non-foil | Foil | Cardmarket (EUR) | My collection |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Unhinged unh #95· 2004common· Cardmarket €0.13 · €3.53 foil | common | $0.41 | $13.42 | €0.13€3.53 foil |
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Card details
- First printed
- 2004
- Printings
- 1
- Mana value
- 5
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
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