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Black. Creature — Vampire Guest

two generic manaone black mana

72 · C · ENWhat the codes mean

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Unfinity #72 · Illustrated by Yangtian Li

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~$0.07

Non-foil · Unfinity #72

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Galaxy Foil foil · Unfinity #358

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3 prices from $0.07 to $0.36. Every price is in the printings table below.

TCGplayer market prices in USD, updated October 14, 2026. Each price is for one printing and one finish.

Oracle text

Flying, haste

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

2/1

The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.

All 2 printings of Dissatisfied Customer

PrintingRarityNon-foilFoilCardmarket (EUR)My collection
Unfinity #358
Unfinity
unf #358· 2022Galaxy Foilcommon· Cardmarket €0.38 foil
commonNo non-foil printing$0.36€0.38 foil

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Card details

First printed
2022
Printings
2
Mana value
3
EDHREC rank
#21,680 on EDHREC (Commander popularity)
Keywords
Flying, Haste
Artist
Yangtian Li

What the codes mean

The small print at the bottom of the Unfinity card (#72).

72 · C · EN

  • 72Collector number, as Scryfall lists it. The printed form can differ on promos and special products.
  • CCommon
  • ENPrinted in English

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Rulings (7)

  1. October 7, 2022

    If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.

  2. October 7, 2022

    Something in the game must tell you to roll a die. If you roll a die for any other reason (to simulate a coin flip, to choose pizza toppings, to create alternate timelines), that roll doesn't count.

  3. October 7, 2022

    Some effects may modify the result of a die roll. This may be part of the instruction to roll a die, or it may come from other cards. Anything that references the "result" of a die roll is looking for the result after these modifications.

  4. October 7, 2022

    Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.

  5. October 7, 2022

    Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.

  6. October 7, 2022

    If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.

  7. October 7, 2022

    If the result is 0 or less, because of modifications to the result, you won't lose any life. You also won't gain any life if the result is somehow negative.

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