Bloated Processor
~$0.20 low · ~$0.43 high
Black. Creature — Phyrexian
March of the Machine #93 · Illustrated by Brock Grossman
March of the Machine #93 · Illustrated by Brock GrossmanWhat is Bloated Processor worth?
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Oracle text
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
3/2
Format legality
All 4 printings of Bloated Processor
| Printing | Rarity | Non-foil | Foil | Cardmarket (EUR) | My collection |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 March of the Machine mom #93· 2023rare· Cardmarket €0.15 · €0.20 foil | rare | $0.26 | $0.34 | €0.15€0.20 foil | |
 March of the Machine mom #357· 2023Extended Artrare· Cardmarket €0.33 · €0.56 foil | rare | $0.37 | $0.36 | €0.33€0.56 foil | |
 March of the Machine Promos pmom #93p· 2023Promorare· Cardmarket €0.14 · €0.21 foil | rare | $0.20 | $0.25 | €0.14€0.21 foil | |
 March of the Machine Promos pmom #93s· 2023Promorare· Cardmarket €0.42 foil | rare | No non-foil printing | $0.43 | €0.42 foil |
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Card details
- First printed
- 2023
- Printings
- 4
- Mana value
- 3
- EDHREC rank
- #11,446 on EDHREC (Commander popularity)
- Keywords
- Incubate, Transform
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
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