Assquatch
~$2.24 low · ~$65.00 high
Red. Creature — Donkey
Unhinged #71 · Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis
Unhinged #71 · Illustrated by Jeremy JarvisWhat is Assquatch worth?
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TCGplayer market prices in USD, updated October 14, 2026. Each price is for one printing and one finish.
Oracle text
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
3.5/3.5
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Format legality
The only printing of Assquatch
| Printing | Rarity | Non-foil | Foil | Cardmarket (EUR) | My collection |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Unhinged unh #71· 2004rare· Cardmarket €1.11 · €14.45 foil | rare | $2.24 | $65.00 | €1.11€14.45 foil |
Prices are TCGplayer market prices in USD for each printing and finish, via Scryfall. They are a guide, not an appraisal.
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Card details
- First printed
- 2004
- Printings
- 1
- Mana value
- 5
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
What the codes mean
The small print at the bottom of the Unhinged card (#71).
71
- 71Collector number, as Scryfall lists it. The printed form can differ on promos and special products.
Cards from 1998 to mid-2014 print the collector number over the set's card count (like 90/383) next to the copyright line. They have no rarity letter, set code or language code: the set symbol and its colour show the set and rarity.
How to read a Magic card: every part and code, on real cards.
Card breakdown
The parts of Assquatch, read from the Unhinged printing. How to read any Magic card.
- Name
- Assquatch. Rules use the English name in every language.
- Mana cost
- Mana value 5: the total mana in the cost, colors ignored.
- Type line
- Creature is the card type. Donkey is the subtype, after the dash.
- Text box
- What the card does.
- Flavor text
- Italic story text below the rules. It has no effect on the game, and it can differ between printings.
- Power / toughness
- 3.5/3.5: power is the combat damage it deals; toughness is how much damage destroys it.
- Illustration
- By Jeremy Jarvis. The art has no effect on the game.
- Set symbol
- Unhinged. Gold means rare.
- Collector number
- 71 = collector number, as Scryfall lists it. The printed form can differ on promos and special products.
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis, after the paintbrush.
- Copyright
- Wizards of the Coast's copyright notice, with the year.
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